Mr. Sewer

There once was an apartment made for three
But then came Mr. Sewer who said “I'll join thee”
A new tenant of theirs he became
No rent he paid and so he stayed

For he'd rather not be a bum
Even though the three preferred he become one
He was loud and obnoxious
He greeted his friends as soon as they came in

He spoiled their appetites trying to be polite
with his presence he graced them and embraced them
But they only grew madder
And he only became sadder

So one night one of the three conspired to get rid of him
A few contacts were made and a the promise was gave
On the day Mr. Sewer had gotten his eviction notice
he decide he wouldn't notice the rules that
were stated about his confinements that was made in it
 
So he thought of something new
"Why don't I start my own crew"
The day came when Mr. Sewer would bring many more
His family to them he gave each a set of keys
as he'd tell them "you'll never have to leave"

One day one of the three came home at almost
an hour liken to three only to be greeted by Mr. Sewer and his clan
Ambushed the man wished he had a fan

Now he stood in the midst of a circle of donkeys confused
and confused everywhere he turned his face met the scent
But Mr. Sewer professed he's heaven sent
The man grew as he almost gagged

Mr. Sewer must go he nagged and nagged
this time the man is determined to rid of this hermit
He is a travesty to the human face
No man should ever have keep him in his place

Mr. Sewer a home
Whenever he freely roams
Outside their homes