Fat I

Fat I
I need to lose weight
you need to gain
let's do an even exchange
I'm tired of taking two seats on a plane

Being someone else's umbrella in the rain
I'm tired on crossing the street
just to get something to eat
riding a bike to get a Klondike

I'm tired of eating burgers
till my knees weak
can't speak rapid heartbeat
should have never order that triple meat

When I die I'mma need a world
of pallbearers and tall fellas
who can carry me to my resting place

A sinkhole by the golden arc

so in death I can eat better than pop tart
I run and I'm out of breath
I smile and I'm full of sweat

Food has become my enemy

but you know what they say
"Keep your friends close and
your enemies closer"
so I'll never push that plate away

It can be my enemy everyday
I need a coat? I think not
just wrap my coat around and gloat
even in water I float like I'm on a bed

Do I swim..no son I just ride ride the waves
hoping to catch a breeze for days
till I arrive at my Caribbean stay
tarry me my dear

Bring me fruits and veggies

a kid's portion please
I need room for my appetizers
you know the Chilli cheese fries

and the chicken pot pie

The savory smoked hickory bacon torrent
slimmed down with the mozzarella curds
oh fried Oreos on a stick

put some doughnut glaze on that please

For it shall be my main steeze
keep the napkins and the tray
I'll just use my fingers

never shall these appetizers find rest

Oh wait I got lost on the menu
FULL SIZED ENTREES FOR TWO?
now I'm really in love with you.

Twenty dollars?

How could I resist?

Even if a did it'd only be 

a few breaths

for I am fat I

I love me

I am fat I

One of me is not enough

so I ate till I plumped

to make of me a double portion

all smothered in my love

With a gravy train of confidence

see me take a selfie in the gym
and photoshop me head
Instagram it pound
Hash tag I diet on bread

Fat Tuesday pllleezzee
I'm fat everday jeeze

a salad is just a tease

I create lines at a buffet

with my ego served on a platter

It's fat I

thick and brim

it's fat I
with a kid's cuisine